Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.

“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”

by But Sects March 24, 2024

Corporate rock

When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.

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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"

by dghgt October 19, 2023

rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.

They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.

by jhndrsn April 26, 2013

Rock it like the casbah

Meaning to do something very well, whether it be a school assignment, a report for work, or just partying! You don't half ass it!

Two girls walking into a bar.

Girl 1: "You ready to do this?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, let's rock it like the casbah!"

by fourlads August 10, 2021

rock full of pockets

When your friend is too high & can't form a sentence.

Ryan said "I have a rock full of pockets" as he sat in the creek playing with the sand & rocks.

by KernelFingerBang January 27, 2017

Rocked

The extremely beautiful high after a few bong rips.

Dude Bill, Milo is so rocked right now.

by Pebbled January 2, 2017

Rock week

A week celebrating rocks popular in high schools around the country is an event aimed at promoting geological awareness and appreciation among students. It typically involves various activities such as rock, stones, guest lectures from Mr. Boulder, and hands-on rock-related experiments. This week serves to foster interest in rocks and highlight the importance of rocks in our daily lives and the planet's geological history.

Hey did you know it was rock week⁉️
Fr? I love rock week ‼️

by Zerpyr April 4, 2024