time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

Game-time Guru

An individual who supplies all of the alcoholic beverages for a professional or college football game party.

Hey man! Football season is approaching super fast. So, I am going to make you the Game-time Guru this year!

by iTim24 August 6, 2011

Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.

Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.

by Farabee September 10, 2011

Before OUR time

That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.

Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

part time beaner

Someone who claims to be mexican when it’s convenient for them.

That bitch Tina claims to be mexican but she doesn’t even speak spanish. She’s a part time beaner.

by ZMedical October 28, 2018

Pussy fun time

When you shit into her ass and have intercourse into it. Then you suck the pussy at the same time. You can suck and fuck all night long.

Man that was a good pussy fun time. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

by When you have a good time June 11, 2018

a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible

"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben

by street freak April 26, 2022