Goof Fucking Nut

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.

Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

by UnFox the Universe October 15, 2020

Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted

I had to pull a nut roll over last night

by The roll over June 20, 2017

Yes nut novmber

thur the 15 to the 23rd you can nut every year

Me and the bois going to save the boys with the yes nut novmber from the evil no nut novmber

by Yesnutnov November 19, 2019

Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.

Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !

by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017

Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month

Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November

by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019

Pickle Nut Fuck

When Pickle Rick is going to town on your chocolate starfish harder than Survivor Season 26 and you nut so much it looks like a bubble run in 110 degree heat.

I woke up late last night to a brutal Pickle Nut Fuck.

by Meltonis October 23, 2023

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020