national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

National Headband Day-Dec.15

It’s national headband day because it’s carly’s birthday.

Hey why are you wearing a Nike headband? It’s National Headband Day-Dec.15

by Carly’s Headband December 15, 2019

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019

National fuck Rhys Weaver day

Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13

Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.

by Fuck rhys April 12, 2019

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October

by Kathlyn October 11, 2019

National claim your bae day

Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7

Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day

by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019