December

Only fuck month, this is so that u can regain ur freedom from last month

this Month is december so that means we can fuck all we want

by Mechelle Obama December 1, 2019

December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it

Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021

December 25

CHRISTMAS

Jonny: ITS DECEMBER 25th you know what that means!! CHRISTMAS🎄🎄🎄

by Lapalapalapalapala October 28, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.

Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.

by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

3rd of December

give the person you're talking too your hoodie

"hey it's the 3rd of December can i have your hoodie" "finee"

by handlenar345 December 3, 2022

January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.

January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!

by ghyvy December 5, 2020