greens

The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.

Do you want greens? You're the guest.

by The one and only Team Captain May 15, 2018

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Get the greensmug.

green prince

A wealthy single man, who is a target for poor lonely single women, seeking financial comfort via romance.

I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.

by Master of the Dark Lords March 14, 2017

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Get the green princemug.

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

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