December 16

The day to tell all of your other friends that you and your best friend of the opposite gender are dating.

Hey guys, Me and Brice are dating as of December 16

by Ryanspare December 15, 2019

December 29th

It's December 29th. This day is honoured to your local furries birthday. Wish them a Happy Birthday!

Guess what! Its December 29th.
Time to celebrate your local furries birthday!
Happy Birthday @furry

by Idiwpwheikdbdnzl December 23, 2020

december 14th

december 14th is the day the hottest and the funniest human ever, alina, was born. on that day everyone should celebrate the fact that they have been blessed by the mere fact that they get to be alive at the same time as alina. to be able to walk the same ground, breathe the same air and have the honor to worship and praise her on this special day, december 14th.

friend: hey, it’s december 14th today. we should go and celebrate the hottest person on the planet’s birthday

by kurooroosterhead November 21, 2021

December 3rd

National Money machine day

The day where the only song your allowed to listen to is money machine, so you can feel clean. example

Dude1:hey dude! What day is it today?

Dude2:Its national money machine day aka December 3rd! haven’t you heard?
Dude1:What do you in that day
Dude2:You feel clean like a money machine

by SipWritesCrap December 3, 2020

No Drugs December

No Drugs December means no drugs during the entirety of December. All drugs being banned no exception!

Man No Drugs December ruined my Christmas.

by Qwerty_12345 December 1, 2020

December 9

Matching day, you match clothes with a family member or a friend.

Hey you know what today is?
No
It’s december 9 matching day wanna match?

Sure

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022