by gerbel November 28, 2020
Get the green mug.There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024
Get the Green Ghetto Dweller mug.Boy : you the only girl I mess with
Girl : nigga I’m not green I saw you with dajah the other day .
Boy : I just hit Sophie raw
Other boy: nigga you green that bitch pregnant .
Girl : nigga I’m not green I saw you with dajah the other day .
Boy : I just hit Sophie raw
Other boy: nigga you green that bitch pregnant .
by Lolhaeeeee June 25, 2019
Get the Green mug.The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.
Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
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I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.
by Master of the Dark Lords March 14, 2017
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