Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH

J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never

by Yesh bby November 21, 2020

Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.

Most people are just self machines.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

self-dater

Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.

Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.

by j0ry December 16, 2008

Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself

Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by francois April 28, 2005

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

by animom June 30, 2010