self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

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Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH

J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never

by Yesh bby November 21, 2020

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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 01, 2021

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