Don't get your twat in a knot.

It's like the expression, "don't get your panties in a bunch." Literal meaning is to not get worked up.

Just because I slept with your sister, don't get your twat in a knot.

by JStine October 28, 2012

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Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket

This knot was discovered in the Lawn Care industry of western Pennsylvania for securing equipment on a trailer. The knot is comprised of three inter-locking loops to tighten the slack out of the line and two slip knots (know as the double back rocket) securing the locked loops. This is a very secure, but easy knot to untie when access to the secured object is needed frequently.

We have a long ride from Moon to the Rochester Beaver run, you better tie the Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket to secure the walk behinds.

by TLC_Baby October 10, 2008

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Noggin knot

a profuse bump on the head...usually associated with falling down from too much alcohol consumption.

You are sporting a nice noggin knot there, Jimbo.

by Cratered MoonUnit January 23, 2011

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maleloon knot

The sphincter opening of the make anus.

He graciously tongue punched Robert's maleloon knot.

by Carcass203 April 18, 2016

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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

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