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Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer. It is loved by obsessed Edward-lovers and hated by people just because every one tells them it's cool to hate twilight.

The books were just like any other good books, nothing too demanding or difficult, just a nice book you would read on the beach. But since this huge hype started, hearing the word "twilight" annoys me already, and it makes people, who never bothered to read it, hate it.
Normal person who read "Twilight": "It's a quite nice book. No Shakespeare, but just like any other easy-to-read book."

Obsessed little fan: "OMG it's lyke SOO AMAZINQQ duhh imma marry EDWARD hahaha <33333"

Average People: "I never read it, and I don't have an own opinion. All I do is saying I hate it and diss it, when really it's the FANS that freak me out!!!!!"
by Klakakaka February 1, 2010
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Twilight

For all of those vampire haters. Twilight is not a piece of trash. It is a good book and no it is not a waste of time. And for those who think that I am trying to defend twilight because I am a twilight or Edward Cullen fan we'll guess what your wrong I'm a harry potter fan. Twilight is the misjudged book by all of you haters. It is a book in which one gets to fall in love with the characters. Only a book that good can rival the harry potter series. We are all entitled to are own opinion but if all you have to say is trash than say nothing at all. Twilight is an amazing book to read. From day one and your heart is stuck in the world of Twilight forever. It is outstanding and will change you forever. Once inside your their forever until the very end. For those who have never read this book I recommend that you do. It is beyond what words can describe. The start of a whole new world......and than reality. This book will get you reading forever.
Twilight the first book in a series. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. It is sometimes misjudged so before going on and listening to others I suggest you give it a chance and READ

Reality back to the world in which you belong after taking seconds thinking back and wanting more of the book
by Brandon Dora February 3, 2014
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Twilight

About a klutzy, whiny, stupid, two-faced b-tch so-called 'heroine'who can't walk in a straight line. Her name is Bella. Bella's parents are divorced and she lives with her Dad. Her Dad is a blind motherf-cking retard who does not do ANYTHING to be a good father. Bella has to choose between an annoying, stalker so-called 'vampire' (who f-cking sparkles, and his name is Edward) and a manipulative, jacka-s, pedophile werewolf named Jacob. Edward's main hobby is watching Bella sleep. Most people would find this creepy, but now it's accepted because everything Edward does is apparently "gorgeous and perfect". Edward also enjoys eating lions and smashing things to show how 'strong' he is. Edward is a 118 year old virgin, which is not surprising at all. Edward, being a p-ssy, runs away to Italy and wants to kill himself for Bella's 'safety'.Jacob's main hobby taking off all of his shirts and throwing them into the trash (if he even owns a shirt). Jacob also has an anger management problem. He is a borderline pedophile who falls in love with vampire babies. He thinks that he is so motherf-cking gorgeous and wants to have puppies with Bella, up until he meets Renesemee, now he wants to have puppies with Renesmee.

Each book of the series is a desperate rant from Bella ESPECIALLY in New Moon, in which Bella turns into a complete f-cking zombie. Bella ends up getting married with Edward at the age of 18 and they have a half vampire baby.
An excerpt from all of the books:

Twilight:
*In Bella's room, at night, Bella's sleeping*
Edward: I like watching you sleep, it's fascinating

New Moon:
Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

Eclipse:
Edward: Do you know how important you are to me? Any concept of how much I love you?
Bella: I know how much I love YOU.

Breaking Dawn:
Jacob: The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee.
by thehungergamesnumber1fan November 18, 2012
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Twilight

An amazing book written by Stephanie Meyer that includes many action scenes and a LOT of detail. All the people that have not read it, you should. Don't make assumptions by what the DUMB, STUPID, FREAKING IDIOTIC people on this website say. In Twilight it tells about how they fall in love and what a connection they have together. In New Moon, it is how he feels that by being with her, it could endanger her life and how she loves him deeply. In Eclipse, it is about how she becomes part of the family and how the ALL love her like a 'sister'. Except for Edward of course. In Breaking Dawn, it's about how they feel about each other and how they put that love into... and how much a mother cares about her child and how the love triangle is broken. All of the brats out there that say young girls only like it because they think Edward is hot, you are wrong. All of the girls that I know that have read it think he is one of the ugliest people EVER!!! So butt off brats!
It's Edward. He's going to the Volturi. He thinks you're dead, he wants to die too. - Twilight, New Moon
by Smartypants122 January 18, 2010
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Most things here for Twilight are written by people who are completely biased against it, and want to make sure whoever reads their definitions will join their little army. It's pathetic, so I will write mine as unbiased as I can (I will still write my opinions though).

This is a book written by Stephenie Meyer that has taken the hearts of teenage girls (and boys, possibly) everywhere across the country. I personally think it is very good, though some people think it isn't. I think that they think they can't like it because it's so popular and they don't want to be part of the crowd.

Bella Swan is a clumsy 17 year old that moves to the rainy town of Forks, from Phoenix. She meets Edward Cullen, who appears to hate her, though he saves her from being crushed by a truck. Eventually, it turns out the he is a vampire and she smells better to him than anyone else in the world. For some strange reason, this means that he loves her, and she loves him right back. In the first book, another vampire, James, chases Bella to Phoenix and attempts to kill her. Edward saves her. They go to the prom, even though Bella INSISTS that they don't.

Now this is my opinion. I'm not saying you have to agree with it.
I don't like Bella because she HATES with a strong, strong passion: presents, dancing, parties, groups of people, good attention, boys liking her, money being spent on her, etc. etc. etc.
Edward, I also don't like because he hates Jacob so much, and has no real reason to. Jacob loves Bella too. Oooooh, what a crime.
No offense to edward and bella lovers.

*Jacob is not even close to being a main character in the first book, but after that, he is. In case you're confused why people talk about him, and you've only read the first book.
The fight between Team Edward and Team Jacob from the Twilight series will never end.
by TOGEPI :) August 14, 2009
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Twilight

The best book on the whole entire planet and is now a movie who's main characters are Robert pattinson HOTTEST GUY ON THE PLANET and Kristen stewart PRETTY AMERICAN ACTRESS.
OMG have you read twilight best movie on the entire planet you have got to read it
by EDWARD CULLEN LOVVVVVVAAAAAA!! October 24, 2008
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Twilight

A book that is believed to only be read by hormonal 13 year old girls who don't appreciate literature and think that Edward Cullen is "HAWT". Some would say that this book is cliche and only popular because tweenies are obsessed with Edward. However, this belief is a cliche in itself.
In truth, the writing is not great, the plot is at times bizarre and yes, slightly cliche. But, all those out there that think that every individual who enjoys Twilight is dense or some "misunderstood" tween are quite wrong.The main character Bella is infectious. The books have an endearing simplicity to them.It may not be a deep piece of literature that will go down in history, but why should that matter if a person truly enjoys the books? (And this is coming from someone who loves Jane Austen, JD Salenger, Charles Dickinson, Anthony Burgess, Earnest Hemingway, Ray Bradbury and even JK Rowling)It is a cliche to say these things because there are those, that read the books before the hype and don't just "relate" to the books because of they are lonely teenage "fat chicks"People love to hate Twilight because it shows how non-conformist they are. It's easy to hate something that is popular, it's hard to take constant judgment for liking something because of it's popularity.
"You don't like Twilight do you?"
"Yes, yes I do."
*rolls eyes*
by Notdazzledbutprettypissedoff November 9, 2009
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