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Tristan

Tristan is a absolute cutie. He's probably playing video games or watching anime. He is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. If you find him keep him.

xoxo You know who it is
wow that Tristan is a hottie
lol
by Kittie304 October 26, 2020
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woah Tristan is so hot date him maria.
by your boy djudahsuds October 26, 2020
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tristan is a tiny baby of a human being. Tristan fucking sucks at rocket league but for some reason he is good when he isn't on your team. Fuck you tristan
Me:Tristan you fucking suck
Tristan: *makes unintelligible noises*
by coomslinger November 4, 2020
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Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz
Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder
by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020
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tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
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Tristan McBryde

by Jimmy garden October 7, 2020
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Tristan McBryde

by Jimmy garden October 7, 2020
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