Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.
With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping
That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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Snail-trailing

Those really annoying people who, when you're cycling, don't overtake but drive behind you for ages really slowly and menacingly! Mainly old people. Could also apply to high-school stalkers..
by Myv November 27, 2006
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Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.
Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.
by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017
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outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.
Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"
by diluded000 September 23, 2009
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tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue
I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018
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Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.
"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"
by smokingkoalaa July 27, 2016
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