saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach December 06, 2015

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

teddy trout

the worse twin. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh

"hey do u know teddy trout"
"THAT ANNOYING BITCH HE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT OF HERE !"

by des and ace February 06, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? September 22, 2008

Teddy Bermes

A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.

A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.

by TheRealPoperze April 02, 2017

Teddy Desir

A term used to name boys who love transgender people and are gay / bi

Im a teddy desir

by Yanutza Perez April 16, 2022