insta tied

someone who is so fucking tied around fucking instagram.

person 1: “she’s always asking me to tag her in posts n shit.”
person 2: “don’t mind that hoe, she’s insta tied.”

by hiswife>> June 15, 2023

ti-bill

Munch

Ti-Bill our munch and saviour.

by Tibill0 April 22, 2023

tis some bullshit

When you can't press a button and you need to take a screenshot

Oii i can't press my windows key tis some bullshit

by Baba_Bongo December 17, 2021

Sa-ti iau familia-n pula

It means "I'll take your family on my dick" in romanian.

Sa-ti iau familia-n pula, copil orfan!

by Sugi pula November 02, 2023

ti cli

shorthand for touching cloth, a situation that rears its tommy turtle head when you cant reach the toilet on time

"Ooooh this coffee's gone straight through me, I'm ti cli guys"

by Piff February 20, 2005

show ties

șħöw-ťīėß; District of Colombia street slang for “shorties”.

Show ties at the bar looking fine asf frfr

by Pamf101 November 23, 2023

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009