Fat hippo

A person who is so fat and annoying

Declan whyte is a fat hippo

by Hippo hunter August 7, 2022

Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

hungry hippos

hungry hippos is a game for 4 people where 1 will put small balls in their rectum. the other 3 will take turns trying to suck them out of the rectum. The player with the most balls in their mouth wins

Guy1: Anyone up for some hungry hippos?
Guy2: hell yeah

by lump420 July 13, 2019