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now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!
Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7
by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009
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Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.
Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.
by Kibbsy May 7, 2022
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Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Divorce Hat

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.
Marc received a Divorce Hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.
by Dasjuice December 12, 2014
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Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023
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snatch-hat

I asked Andy to make me dinner but he didn't because he's a smug-ass snatch-hat
by theDroob March 28, 2019
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Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.
“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”
by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020
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