Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner
I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
by Naughty Nerd October 09, 2015
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Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
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Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.
Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
by Niquisha February 24, 2013
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Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.
John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.
by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 04, 2019
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imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
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