by Naughty Nerd October 09, 2015
The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.
Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
by Niquisha February 24, 2013
by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 04, 2019
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014