Spider Kiss

When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.

Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"

by Spyreman January 26, 2015

camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.

Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

Hobo Spider

n; A spider, particularly homeless, that travels around carrying a whiskey bottle. Id this spider were to hit you with the whiskey bottle, you are then intoxicated and pass out. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone. Some say that this is due to Hobo Spiders wanting more money for booze.

If you come to the city, you better be on the look out for a Hobo Spider.

by SparkyFoxCat February 15, 2010

Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.

I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.

by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011

Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.

"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"

by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018

spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007