by HJMitchNorizz December 01, 2022
When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Mitch Mitch - a young girl, who tends to be ginger, and loves willay. Her dad tends to be called Bryan and goes by the name of bry and is normally more attractive than Mitch Mitch herself. Also pretty good hugs but wish she was smaller, solid 8/10
by LittleFella1 July 12, 2021
by Youreguyohsure May 08, 2017
Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
by WV Strong March 04, 2018
in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020
To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.
If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.
If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger
If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.
If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger
I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.
by Den_i_am May 04, 2021