My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd
by Dirty kid bill July 17, 2022
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by LittleBill423 December 13, 2022
Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice
by The real Mr.Awesome October 27, 2019
by megster12345678 October 31, 2010
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 24, 2019