life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)

by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010

life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014

Life

Life is a game that all humans are tapped in. It all come to an end one day. It can be a series of disappointments. But you have to live it to the fullest. So, when your about to give up on life, don't forget that there might be someone going through worse pain. Your amazing just the way you are.

Have an amazing life!

by Soccer11lol October 23, 2016