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Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.
Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.
by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023
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Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!
by Kissin Kousin December 23, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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swiss paddle

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.
by Achilyous October 29, 2020
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Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.
I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.
by ApricotFields November 2, 2020
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Swiss chicken wings

Swiss chicken wings are chicken wings soaped in Swiss sauce and is a local dish in Hong Kong. Even though it is called "Swiss", it is originated in Hong Kong. It has been believed to be mixed with the word "sweet" due to mispronunciation.
These Swiss chicken wings tasted so sweet, do they come from Switzerland? No.
by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021
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