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Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.
"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."
by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006
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Strat Swagger

Similar to its coined root term "Swagger" which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; "Strat Swagger" may be used in place of "Swagger", given the following conditions are present: A) The individual being referred to as having "Strat Swagger" must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite sex. B) Younger members of the opposite sex must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. C) They must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. D) They must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. E) They must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. F) 95% of their Facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. G) They must go to college and love the college scene.
"Wow, the DJ of this party is crazy! Can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?
by merristrain November 10, 2009
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stracne

That last test gave me so much stracne, my face looks like a Papa John's pepperoni pizza. Damn you Mrs. Twinkleberry prom is next week!
by goodgaljj June 14, 2016
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Straatmate

Origin: South Africa

STRAATMATE or straat meit is basically someone that dates/sleeps around similar to a player or hoe. You could say calling someone a straatmate is equivalent to saying someone "belongs to the streets."
"Do you still like Karabo, Palisa?"

"No, not anymore. He's such a straatmate, they broke up with him like a week ago meanwhile he told me he was single, never again."
by Xholani June 8, 2022
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Strace

Ship name between Steph and Grace. Best couple ever.
Intelligent person: I ship Strace!
Another smart human being: Yes, W Strace.
by strawberry_cup January 29, 2023
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Crotchless Straitjacket

A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.
Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.
by rutard December 5, 2009
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K.I.S.S. strategy

It stands for "Keep It Simple Silly-Pants"
A strategy to use when you want to create something that is going to take a long time if you were to make it complex, so you keep it simple, silly pants.
"Building this ceiling would take too long. I'll just use the K.I.S.S. strategy instead!"
by ActuallyAqua January 25, 2023
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