Soggy Crumpet 

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

Soggy Crumpet by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Soggy Parcel 

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

Soggy Parcel by LiquidM November 2, 2014

soggy trumpet 

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

soggy trumpet by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

soggy wood 

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

soggy wood by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

Soggy Donald 

Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.

That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby

Soggy Donald by YOUASTAR April 22, 2015

Soggy Tumbleweed 

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

Soggy Tumbleweed by pusiwillow May 10, 2015

Soggy yolo

Spelling yolo with cereal in a toilet

My sibling got mad at me, so he gave my bathroom a soggy yolo

Soggy yolo by CJ Kuechly May 20, 2015