angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue

after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.

by dan and david July 6, 2006

Smurf Hut

A bar or party that is infested with a bunch of dudes walking around with blue balls because there is only one chick in the entire place.

I've never seen so many blue balls before, there was only one chick in the entire bar!

Whart a smurf hut, there were 20 guys and only one chick at that party.

by BlaznD October 16, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea

I love Smurf cum

by P0rn lover November 13, 2020

Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.

Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.

by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010

smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009