Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

scemo

scene+emo / scemo - derived from the Italian word scemo which means idiot.

Urban Dictionary Definition = (noun) A foolish or idiotic looking or acting emo or scene kid who looks like a total poser wannabe awesome person.

scemo - ie, some person who is totally, cluelessly, hopelessy not emo or scene, but is trying super, way hard to be and it is just pathetically not stellar, dude.

like, omg!

<333

by scemoboy January 25, 2009

schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

scemo

a portmanteau of scene and emo

Scemo is just as stupid as the two groups the word is derived from! I think scenemo is a cooler term for it anyway because it uses both entire words.

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

salem

Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.

He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

scemes

Dumb female human beings

Look at those scemes!
God, they're dumb.

by ThatGuyRightThatOne January 15, 2014