Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is gay

person 1: hey do you see that gay guy over there
person 2: yeah his name is Ryan and he's gay

by expynse May 13, 2020

Ryan

He is a leader very bad at maths but good in English but a very handsome boy

Did you see their captain he must be a Ryan

by He’s a really June 7, 2020

Ryan

A person who is always right

Guy 1: The map said turn left!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!

by XingXaSa August 15, 2023

ryan

ryan is the sweetest boy you could ever meet.hes a flirt but dont get your hopes up too soon.he might like you but he will hide his feelings away from you till he knows you like him back...why cant i listen to my own advice?

my crush,the person i wake up and go to school just to see.

person 1:"so thats that ryan then"
person 2:2"yeah i think i love him"
person 3:"wait make sure he likes you back otherwise this will fall to peices"
person 2:"hey thats not nice!"
person 1:"well he is a flirt..."

by NA! thats all i can say. March 16, 2009

ryan

a cocky asshole who insults everybody and doesnt give a shit about anybody

me:hey its ryan!
friend:oh hes a cocky asshole i dont like him

by marvintheunicorncx September 7, 2014

Ryan

A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.

Syn.: Awesomeness

1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name

by the pounder himself April 19, 2009