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Roger dildo

Your fly is undone

Ah roger dildo
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Ellie Rogers

She is a large girl, natural long brown hair thats always so beautiful, brown eyes and a nice smile.
She is so rude though and steals your food and stuff. She lies out of her ass and gets stressy so easily. Can be exstremly violent and hangs around with the wrong crowd. Other than that she has a good heart well sometimes.
Micky: Hey have u seen my ipod bruv?
Sarah: Yeah i saw Ellie Rogers playing on it
Micky: What?! im never going to get that back!
by cheeky chip October 26, 2011
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Cody Rogers

The gayest man/boy in the United States, but will deny it nonstop. Always says he has a “girlfriend” but no one has ever met her and turns down every girl that asks him out, also he tells guys that he’ll cuddle with them.
Look at how straight Cody Rogers is trying to be.
by Chody Chogers November 15, 2019
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Leo Rogers

Leo Rogers is the name of an absolute legend and a smart dude
Leo Rogers cousin is called Dirty Thomas
by Datsmartboii May 7, 2020
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Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
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Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
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