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ricer

1. An immature driver (who usually drives import cars, but have been known to drive dodge neons and ford contours as well), who "tricks out" their car with mostly useless modifications like a 6 inch exhaust, and an unreasonably large spoiler.

2. Any car with any combination of these mods. an unnecessarily large exhaust, unreasonable large spoiler, lambo doors, stickers to products they didn't actually purchase, big rims, body kits to make the car appear lower.

3. Spmeone who always drives around like their car's the "best mothafuckin car on da planet," and talk like they'll race and beat anybody, but when actually challenged to a race, back down and make excuses.

Sometimes they will actually race, and almost always get their ass kicked. Then after the race, they will either drive off upset and act like there was some great injustice delt to him, or just make lame excuses like "i would have won if my VTEC was working"

4. Stupid kid who's seen "the fast and the furious" way too many times
I beat this ricer badly, and then he told me that his headers weren't heading right, and his engine computer has a virus. What a tool.

I saw a badly riced out honda the other day with a spoiler the size of my kitchen table.
by Jason Be January 14, 2008
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Mw2 river rats

When playing overgrown on mw2 you camp in the river because the opposing team has to cross the only 3 bridges which are clearly visible.
Bedneezy-Yo there going over the far bridge.
Jb45-I have 2 on main bridge.
Wienerbago-How do you know that!?
Bedneezy-We are the Mw2 river rats!
by wedbetter May 1, 2010
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Night Rider

A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".
Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.

Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.

Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
by nan March 3, 2005
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River City Science Academy!

A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "

Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"

Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

Scenario 4:

Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 2, 2017
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Strawberry Surf-rider

Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.
"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"
by lurkette May 4, 2009
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Gold River

A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
“Hey been to Gold River lately?”

“Hell to the fucking no.”
by Respec February 7, 2018
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Riverdale

A neighborhood in the Bronx with nice, upper-middle class people who just DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN MANHATTAN. Really stinks for reputation because it's in the BRONX and everyone thinks of the BRONX as a horrible neighborhood. I bet Riverdale is as nice as most of the neighborhoods in Brooklyn, Queens, and Manhattan. Riverdale is actually perfect because you very close to the city (10 minutes by car, 20 - 40 minutes by subway) but your not overcrowded into apartments like Manhattan and you have some nature and air to BREATHE. GOSH.
Wife - "umm so we want a house thats nice but I still wanna go to my favorite restaurant in Manhatten."
Husband - "LETS MOVE TO RIVERDALE!!"
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