Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.

Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!

by Rick Maher August 10, 2007

Queer Heartbreaker

A Queer Heartbreaker is a person who will happily lie about their sexual orientation and show interest in Queer (LGBT) people and these lonely innocent and naïve LGBT people will fall for them and confess their love to the Queer Heartbreaker, only to be rejected and then made fun of, followed by the Queer Heartbreakers friends humiliating and ruining an LGBT persons life even more than it already was

Donald is a Puerto Rican teen who is Gay and has a faint crush on Carlos, Carlos loves hitting on guys and flirting but Carlos is straight and Donald doesn’t know that, Carlos then shows interest in Donald and Donald falls for it, but then one of Carlos’s enemies comes up to Donald and says “buddy, he is a Queer Heartbreaker”, Donald immediately stopped liking Carlos.

by A Pirsuyan November 3, 2020

queer fisher

someone who acts gay and isn’t. you do not want to be a queer fisher because it is offensive to the LGBTQ+ community. even saying things like, “i’m gay for *insert celebrity*” is queer fishing.

Ex- Rebecca(a straight girl)- i’m gay for you;)
Lindsey(a gay girl)- stop, you’re being a queer fisher. you’re misleading people in the lgbtq!

Ex- Rebecca- “If one more guy leads me on, I’m going gay!”
Lindsey- “going gay? gurl, ur being a queer fisher again.”

by annoying.gaywad June 8, 2021

Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

butt queer

A person who acts stupid, lame, uncool, or pulls a dick move.

Person 1: Martin is such a butt queer, he fell for an add about free licorice online.
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?

by jerry senfield November 10, 2011

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016