Puppy Shooter

Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.

Who is the Puppy Shooter on your team?

by sushimushy June 1, 2016

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

Good Puppy

good puppy is a word commonly said to a dog, unless you are gymnasticjon1997. In that case, You would use it as a light term for your girlfriend.

“Hey”
“good puppy”

by bratbaby February 29, 2020

puppy guppy

sum 1 who’s is special to youu

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

Slush Puppy

In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.

Yo did someone leave a slush puppy in the toilet this morning?!

by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011