Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 09, 2011
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Premature Hype

When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.
I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.

He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
by Professor LoveHandles April 03, 2021
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premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.
Because of you my son is an premature exodus.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
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premature exodus

When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.
There is a premature exodus happening in our city.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
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premature deplanetation

The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?
Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.

Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.
by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011
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premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox May 20, 2011
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Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.
She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation
by BadbossBobbi September 10, 2023
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