evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 25, 2019

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 11, 2024

pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers

Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface December 05, 2023

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.

Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?

by Garabaldbastard January 30, 2020

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree December 17, 2015

Pecker Tantrum

The result of not having sex for a long time. Sex

If I don't get laid soon, Ima throw fu**ing pecker tantrum!

Sex penis pecker laid

by unDURYEAted March 14, 2016

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family

carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

by stopcheatingcarlos November 04, 2017