Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.
"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"
by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019
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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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Alex Parent

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything
Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase
by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.
Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.
by AgentFrenchFry August 31, 2015
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Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george
"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."
by Boclocfox August 17, 2021
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riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
by Big Aus April 27, 2018
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