1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by anonymous January 19, 2025

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
by TwistedJ November 15, 2019

by Berries4life August 14, 2021

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.
“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”
by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.
Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.
Later that night...
Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.
Later that night...
Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.
by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019
