crust worldview

(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.

Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.

Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

Pickle Crust

The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018

Crust

When something is nast and flaky and nast

“EW CRUST.”

by hehekrillyourself September 20, 2017

Crust

A boy who sleeps around with a lot of girls

A male version of a thot

I don't trust him he's a fucking crust
He's so crusty

by Balyd October 18, 2017

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018