mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

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penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese February 10, 2018

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Scraping the crust:;To do just enough to maintain an get you through the day

What's up man you doing yogood out here ?yea man I'm good just out here scraping the crust you know what it is

by Maintainsta July 18, 2022

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Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.

Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!

by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024

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Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

by Chessna November 25, 2013

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The crust in ones elbow build up after a long period of time. It is primarily made up of dust a crust.

by Isondrugs May 28, 2022

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had to take the crust off my bread :((

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