A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
Get the Mind Readermug. 
by Vulturu March 16, 2021
Get the Mind Gamedmug. A man in a tight speedo and a mask that the naked eye cant see.
The defiler of heads and the fuggler of thoughts.
The defiler of heads and the fuggler of thoughts.
by Gizzly Adams November 21, 2010
Get the Mind Fugglermug. When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.
Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011
Get the Ascended Mindmug. When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mindmug.