ass memory

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017

Photogenic Memory

Synonym for photographic memory

Damn you memorised the book, you must have photogenic memory

by Rez February 6, 2022

Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache

by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022

Memory Loss

When you stutter and go completely blank in the middle of a sentence and continue saying Whatchamacallit or um.

"Yeah, I feel like, um, Whatchamacallit---Whatchamacallit-------Whatchamacallit! Wait what? ""Memory Loss"

by Lostandconfused? November 8, 2021

Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018