loser drunk

the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life
dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday

really? wow hes so pathetic
by asgar November 11, 2009
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Designated Loser

In wrestling, an unknown or recently rebranded wrestler who is just coming up. Usually loses the match in a very short period of time. Also usually on the under card, usually comes out with either no music or really crappy music.
Hey do you want to grab a beer, the next match is the designated loser match. See look he has no nickname and he uses his name and has no gimick.
by Pauldvs1 May 30, 2008
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Losers & Suckers

The phrase used to describe dead military service members. It's a very sincere way for Draft Dodger Trump to honor the US Military service members.
I told a Trump supporter that I am a veteran and he called me Losers & Suckers
by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas September 06, 2020
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The Biggest Loser

An aptly named show that parades around fat people who cry alot. This show, like most reality TV, pre-selects its contestants to be emotionally fragile people who will inspire sympathy in its viewers. Unlike most reality shows, The Biggest Loser awards people for doing things they should have done their whole life. The show offers contestants a chance to get immunity from elemination which almost always invloves having to eat large portions of unhealthy food, thus making the objective of losing weight redundant. Anyone who feels sorry for the contestants should be stabbed in the torso.
Non Fan: I've never seen The Biggest Loser before, is the winner the one who looses the most weight?
Fan: Nah, its the loser who cries and degrades themselves the most.
by Peter Reynes April 13, 2007
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Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.
Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.
by Laurgasm June 02, 2003
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classless loser

Someone who spins everything to show how worthy they are and how much power they think they have. Someone who tells stories to benefit their own agenda. In a work environment, this is usually a marketing director.
She is such a classless loser to take that information and make you out to be the problem.
by In the closet again August 19, 2011
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loser kid

1. A blink 182 fan that should be respected to the maximum form of respect.
2. Blink 182's mascot(The rabit)
"Man, here comes a loser kid so take your hat off and vow and be more respectful than you are with your mom."
by Loser kid the 1st January 07, 2005
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