Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
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Get the Lone Coward mug.The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
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Get the Lone mug.Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
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