Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship
by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021
Get the Dirty lazymug. It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Get the Working Lazymug. When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
Get the Productively Lazymug. The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.
They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020
Get the Lazy Boimug. A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021
Get the Lazy mouthmug. A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name
"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."
by DarbTheGreatist February 1, 2017
Get the Lazy-boiimug. The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
Get the The Lazy Professormug.