Drew's Law

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above

Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore

by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018

Murdoch's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.

"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"

by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015

karmazon's law

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.

Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.

by fakamada May 6, 2011

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

Wuvit's Law

Any lengthy conversation will inevitably lead to Donald Trump being mentioned.

"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"

"Wuvit's Law, not cool"

by FourFire June 20, 2017

Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009

"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."

by Warrencraft October 12, 2009