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Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum
by GuLo February 15, 2026
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Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.
- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.
by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025
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The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.
Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020
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Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.
"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."
by kittenbean June 11, 2018
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