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Kevin Martin

by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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kevin's dad

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad
by qwertyterd January 15, 2014
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Kevin

Kevin is an amazing guy with a strong taste for old-school music and has a big dick. He can make you feel better when you are down, and has lots of patients with even the most anoyying people. Kevin can have the biggest heart and can have some personal problems and doesn't want to talk about it but will be able to listen to other people's problems.
"Kevin can be such an amazing guy".
by Realest tough guy August 7, 2018
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nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.
Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!
by trill_1 December 17, 2015
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Kevin McMurray

This kid in fact, whips out his nuts on the bus to get his picture taken on a picture phone and lets girls look at them. They are saggy and his penis is so crooked, it looks like it runs a down-and-out. Fuck Kevin, fuck him up his stupid ass. This is from Derek nigguh.
Kevin McMurray has the most crooked penis that I have ever seen.
by nigguh hoslut February 27, 2004
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Kevin

The most amazing guy ever. Someone who is funny and cute and has super cool flippy hair. He is also a professional when it comes to giving massages anywhere, especially on your head. He makes you smile all the time and knows the best ways to cheer you up. He listens to really good music and can play the drums, guitar, bass...and probably any other instrument. He also sings to you while playing your favorite songs on guitar (that's the best). He is tall, wears awesome clothes, and is ridiculously good-looking. He always smells great too. This guy is just absolutely perfect.
"This guy is soooo amazing and cute and sweet! He is just perfect!"
"He must be a Kevin."
by bd2748 May 12, 2010
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kevin jonas

Not the ugliest member of the jonas brothers. can sing. and still makes your heart melt. he's lead guitar, and plays that mother like it's his job...which it is.
I saw Kevin Jonas rockin out on his guitar, and it was pretty much orgasmic.
by BonusJonas January 12, 2008
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