A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
Get the Kansas Sickness mug.A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Get the Kansas City chiefs fan mug.When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.
John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024
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Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
Get the Kansas City Shuffle mug.A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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