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Jail Fuck

Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse

Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"

Measurement -
1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"

Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"

2nd example

Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"

John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
by AdamTarget December 3, 2010
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Jail Time

Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
jail time is example of a prisoner holding jail bars and looking through :-)
by team esto November 21, 2013
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Related Words

jail

the gayest place ever that faggot pigs put bad ass people that do what they want
that butt fucking fag pig got all his faggot pig fuck buddys and ganged up on me and put me in jail cuz the cops suck COCK AND LOVE IT
by 333 May 10, 2005
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Jail bait

Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.
baby-momma-to-be, slut
by Haywood Jablomi December 3, 2003
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Jail Party

When a line of men fuck each other in the ass usually happens in Jail
Hey bud wanna have a jail party?
YeAH Sure ain't gettin to pussy
by Peaches and Princess Me June 20, 2005
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jail break roblox

Jailbreak is a fucking game that you get arrested by fucking noobs that suck
by Shiedjidjsnsisjdjeowkenjd January 27, 2019
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Jailbait

A person of the other sex who is underage. aka under 18
For a colledge student, most highschoolers are jailbait
by Unknown19 June 22, 2006
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