The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.
1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
by CreativeSex69 March 07, 2011
A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.
P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!
by sarysa March 06, 2010
When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
by King of 142 October 19, 2004
The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
by Francouis Steyn March 04, 2009
by TheRagingMidget March 21, 2017
a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.
by german sniper December 26, 2007
The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes February 24, 2011