Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

Father's Basement

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.

I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement

by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

the basement

The basement is a complex inventory import export system, relying on the honor system, and abduction.

ayo how is our inventory doing at the basement

by tedjones12021 June 9, 2024