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Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.
"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"
by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009
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Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.
We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.
by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011
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herpes licker

One who is actually so desperate for sex they would actually suck a herpes infested member.
by Angel M. September 19, 2003
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Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.
"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."
by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008
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Horses

A term that can be used in place of any other swear word, usually Fuck
Oh, horses!!
by shezza34 June 30, 2011
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Curley Horseshoe

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.
I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe
by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007
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horseshoe crab

this is a sexual act between homosexual men where one man adjusts his penis in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly button. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans penis.
by makingyourday December 11, 2011
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